Sentence meme: Dragon Age edition

spiritflux:

• “That’s a lot of dead people.”
• “If it didn’t hurt to breathe right now, I’d hug you.”
• “Just keep thinking good thoughts.”
• “If there’s something good or beautiful in any of this, please, enlighten me.”
• “Sorry, I have a reputation to maintain.”
• “Don’t panic, but I think we’ve been through here before.”
• “What am I hearing? I don’t want to hear this! I’m not hearing this!”
• “If we keep going, eventually we’ll get somewhere! Probably an airing cupboard. I seem to wind up in those a lot.”
• “I can’t believe I wore this! Maker, what was I thinking?”
• “You’re telling me you never gave your blade the ol’ spit shine?”
• “Wait… What are you talking about?”
• “Let’s see. Do I respond well to threats? I don’t think I do.”
• “Shall we end this quickly?”
• “You have not paid for your crime yet.”
• “Who’s laughing now, huh?”
• “You are the last of nothing. This is pointless… you’ve lost.”
• “I know your game. No shadows. No lies. Just you and me.”
• “Do you have any idea what’s at stake here?”
• “The hate you inspire is unfortunate.”
• “You better have a good reason for bothering me.”
• “Does the word ‘insane’ mean anything to you?”
• “Not listening! La la-la la la!”
• “Somebody’s been drinking.”
• “That’s a most offensive odor!”
• “I am a woman and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!”
• “Let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.”
• “Congratulations, you have found a waste bin.”
• “I saw you playing with that kitten!”
• “Let’s see… When was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole? Hmm… Long story, that.”
• “You can probe me anytime.”
• “Now that we’ve talked about tying me up in that context, do we have any extra rope about?”
• “I have just browned my trousers, yes?”
• “Andraste’s flaming sword - I know where babies come from!”
• “Are your fruits forbidden?”
• “Where can I get some sauce for that rump roast?”
• “Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I’m stranded somewhere without any pants." 
• "We were already doomed. A quick death now or a slow one later - I’d rather die fighting.”
• “Well, it can be a lot to take in I know.”
• “I swear it was this big!”
• "Don’t look, but I think that whore’s making eyes at you.”
• “I am not cleaning this up.”
• “Well… at least I’m not dead.”